Christopher David
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DIY Night Bike. From Instructables here. The trick is the type of paint chosen to paint the bike:
“The typical craft store glow paint is zinc-sulfide based in an acrylic medium, if it is colored pigments are used. The problem with using pigments is that these colors absorb most of the light, and thus the glow isn’t as bright. Instead, phosphorescent paint (used for this bike) is strontium based and glows 10 times longer and brighter. Impressive!”
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
is this what you went by when we first kissed, george?
Photographs from National Geographic’s new Documentary “Extraordinary Animals in the Womb”
The Teletubbies unmasked
EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR
I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES
im not even fucking kidding i just
there were PEOPLE in there
oh my god
my entire life has been a lie
^
dude look at how fucking sassy Tinky Winky’s actor is. he’s like “bitch i’m fabulous and i still love my purse”
Oh jeez I don’t even know anythinhg anymore
Why did I always had this strange gut feeling that Po was Asian? Why?
I never even considered the fact there were humans inside costumes. Illusion shattered.
westbrook, stop fucking shooting
i’m gonna lose my mind watching this game
I am such an unfunny person.
